“Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success.” —Dale Carnegie
“Love is not being nice, it is being kind. It is not ignoring faults, it is seeing them and forgiving them. It is not doing what feels good, it is doing what’s right. It is not placing yourself beneath another, it is removing your self from the equation entirely. Love is hard and it will not allow your pride to survive. It is the crossroads where you decide it is of more worth to value another person and their needs than to be right, heard or important.” —C.
“For the briefest second, I had the most powerful feeling, everything on earth is connected in a kind of…web. Everything. Every choice that has ever been made is all part of some kind of scheme or plan, every action that will ever be will all come to one final conclusion.” —B.
“Kate Moss started throwing bread rolls at Enrique Iglesias after he serenaded her during one of his songs.” Classy
- Juno: the slime form into clusters of tiny eggs
- Tyler: TURNS INTO A GIANT MOTH
- Tyler: FLIES INTO YOUR ROOM BEATING MY WINGS REALLY FAST
- Juno: the eggs form into capsules
- Tyler: POWDER FLIES ALL OVER YOU AND EVERYTHINGM
- Juno: WTF YOURE GROSS
- Tyler: VIBRATING
- Juno: EW WTF???????????????????????
- Tyler: BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
- Tyler: FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP
- Juno: YOU
- Juno: ALWAYS
- Juno: CROSS
- Juno: THE
- Juno: LINE
- Tyler: "Juno: the slime form into clusters of tiny eggs"
- Tyler: ....?
- Juno: LOLOLOL
- Juno: and then capsules
- Juno: trembling capsules
- Juno: that are slightly hairy
- Juno: and like fetuses
- Juno: clusters of them on the walls
- Tyler: Eats them like a hungry PIRAHNA
- Juno: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
- Tyler: DEVOURING AND SPITTING THEM EVERYWHERE
- Tyler: THROWS THEM UP ALL OVER YOUR FACE
- Tyler: CRIES IN A POOL OF MY OWN SWEAT
- Juno: ..........
- Juno: ?????????????????
- Juno: WEIRD
- Juno: DRINKS THE SWEAT
- Juno: RELEASES IT INTO THE ATMOSPHERE AS DANDRUFF
- Tyler: yesss JUST AS PREDICTED DADDY
- Tyler: Rolls in it, shoving it all in my hair
- Tyler: itching violently
- Juno: LOL EW
- Tyler: until my skin peels off
- Juno: WEARS YOUR SKIN
- Juno: MAKES A FLESH DRESS OUT OF YOUR SKIN
- Tyler: OH WELL- LAYS DOWN AND CRIES OTHER PEOPLE'S SEMEN FROM MY EYES-
- Juno: LOLLLLLLLLLLLL
- Juno: LAYS DOWN AND CRIES OTHER PEOPLES FART FROM MY EYES
- Tyler: ...
- Tyler: Too far